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George Carlin is dead. This man paved the way for what comedy is today, an art that not only expresses and entertains the masses, but pushes limits and sets new boundaries. Carlin had been suffering from heart failure for years and went into the hospital complaining of chest pains. He died later that evening. I’d like to say that he’s smiling at us from heaven…or hell, but he was never a fan of that phrase. This man will be missed.
BANNED
Martha Stewart, she needs no introduction, has been banned from Britain. The Daily Telegraph reported that Stewart was denied permission to enter the counrty because of her recent conviction and incarceration. Her people confirmed the reports, but gave no further explanation as to why it happened. A Home Office spokeswoman refused to comment on the situation, but did add, “We continue to oppose the entry to the U.K. of individuals where we believe their presence in the United Kingdom is not conducive to the public good or where they have been found guilty of serious criminal offenses abroad.” What in the hell are they expecting her to do? Blow up Parliment??? We predict she will be allowed entry, but this is ridiculous.
